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"We're all curious about what might hurt us."
~Federico Garcia Lorca~
NDAs, Reviews, etc.
My anonymity is extremely valuable to me, and I treat your safety as if it were my own. Keeping that in mind, I act as if our date is under NDA already, but I am very happy to sign something more concrete.
My time with you is very special, and I have a strict no-review policy. I understand the benefit of reviews, but I strongly believe that my internet presence reflects my personality and commitment to my clients extremely well. Plus, keeping our time as our little secret is more fun, don't you think?
Location
I’m based in San Francisco, but I often find myself in NYC and Boston for friends and my above-ground work. I’ll post my travel schedule here on my website and I’d be delighted to see you while I’m out there. If you don’t live in either city or you want to meet up somewhere else, fly me to you! I would love to share any and all adventures you have in mind.
Food and Beverage
I eat anything and everything! (seriously). I’m just as home with street tacos and a beer as I am with omakase or a French tasting menu. Please keep in mind that dates of 4 or more hours require a meal—I’m more than happy to make recommendations based on whatever desires you have, or I can join you at one of your favorites.
Smoky Manhattans and extra-dirty martinis are my drinks of choice, and I’ve learned to appreciate dry champagnes and non-sweet reds as well. I’m just as adventurous with drinks as I am with food, and I’m open to trying your favorites.
Gifts
Honestly, the best gift you can give me is your time and presence in person. But, should you want to give something a bit more tangible, gift cards to Whole Foods, Uber, or Sephora are always appreciated. If you REALLY want to make an impression, a gift card to your favorite bookstore is the fastest way to my heart.
Sizing between clothing and lingerie brands can often be fickle and wildly different, so when I buy clothing I usually order two and return one. If you want to gift me something to wear the best way is to send me a link and a gift card, and I’ll make sure to snap you a few (well, more than a few) selfies as thanks.
Philanthropy is a HUGE part of my life, and I have several causes that I like to support on a regular basis. For those inclined to gift something a bit more near and dear to me, Dance Theatre of Harlem, Planned Parenthood, and Girls Who Code are nonprofits I am passionate about.
Miscellaneous
If we’re watching a movie or TV show together, closed captioning is non-negotiable. Also, when you pull my hair, pull from the base, not the tips.
Travel Ideas
For those more globally-oriented
Barcelona
I studied abroad in Barcelona and use any excuse to go back. I'll play translator, show you the Gothic Quarter, and we can casually tangle our legs under the table over tapas and indulgent Spanish wine.
Kauai
The Nā Pali Coast absolutely flattened me on a trip in grad school and I need to go back to defend my honor. Post-hike hot tub with you is a non-negotiable.
Lisbon
Probably my favorite city in Europe (sorry, Barcelona). Imagine grilled fish and Vinho Verde for lunch and a cozy lookout for one of the most breathtaking sunsets we'll ever see.
The Amalfi Coast
Limoncello on a sun-dappled terrace, exploring the idyllic streets of Positano, and a bikini that somehow spends more time on the lounge chair than on me.
Tokyo
Slurping ramen at a counter that barely fits six people, then wandering Shibuya crossing like two very happy, very distracted dots in a neon ant farm.
Mexico City
A foodie's paradise. Let me show you the best spots for mezcal, late-night tacos, and shameless 2 a.m. kissing.
Dublin
One of my favorite memories is a pint of Guinness in a centuries-old pub and the most incredible fiddle music I've ever heard. Let's recreate that together, this time with more pints and a salty cliffside hike out at Howth.
El Nido
Sapphire waters and white sand between our toes. My beachside book will immediately be forgotten in favor of other interests.
